February 2012
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why are all the people i fancy dead :-(
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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considering spamming the #poetry and #literature tags with @horse_ebooks tweets
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darling, darling, won't you dry your tears
“darling, darling, won’t you dry your tears; we all must cross the river one day. the sky is blue when the mist clears.
from the grassy bank can you hear the cheers? see their lighted eyes, bright and gay; darling, darling, won’t you dry your tears.
those eyes know of the lost years of the men, like us, who will never grey; the sky is blue when the mist clears.
it grows...
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“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem (via periferie)
year of good hair
also mum doesn’t find horse_ebooks funny
this is deeply upsetting
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i followed up a moveable feast with twenty-first century poetry written by a vegan blogger who shops at american apparel and who once drunkenly married a girl in vegas, and now everything i write reads like the unholy bastard child of hemingway and tao lin and i think the only option left is to just kill myself
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
my textiles coursework is so appallingly bad
i might just kill myself instead of handing it in
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i have this problem
this terrible affliction
where i always accidentally call lindsey wixson
“windsey lixson”
does anyone else have this issue??
i feel so alone ;-(
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andthemachine replied to your post: oh God now i have to eat twix’s because i’ve…
what??? truffles aren’t in celebrations anymore?? this is the worst news ever.
they replaced them with twix
twix
twix
galaxy truffles were the only things that brought me joy
AND NOW THEY’RE GONE :’-(
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oh God now i have to eat twix’s
because i’ve eaten all the good chocolates
out of my celebrations box
first
world
issues
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crying over how broke i am
except i’m not really broke
i’m broke in the way a young girl is broke when her bank account is a fraction of a penny and she is too proud or too guilty to ask her estranged father for more cash
first
world
issues
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it is beautiful to think that this time next year
i will be in london
like living in london
my hometown again
and not some shitty hillside on the border of a country everyone thinks is just part of england anyway (sorry wales)
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ugh today is the worst day
mum wants to wash my dressing gown
which means i have to wash too
fuck that
fuck personal hygiene
i mean who even bathes anyway
except for maybe the queen
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i’m sobbing in bed at half past midnight
because a person i don’t like
listens to television
no
that is not allowed
marquee moon is MY jam
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hyblean replied to your post: wrote my lady a valentine’s haiku
KANDACE oh justice i missed your sass
omg sophie!!!!!!
for you i shall publish the version in which one pronounces “scone” correctly and the haiku still rhymes
“with my ****”
like cream in a scone,
juicy marrow in a bone,
i want to fill you
p.s. i have so many letters to send you it is...
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things i don’t mind about valentine’s day in a list
valentine’s day
cheap chocolate immediately after valentine’s day
a day dedicated to some dude’s death
getting a rose from my mother
knowing i don’t have any plans with friends to bail on
things i don’t enjoy about valentine’s day in a list
terrible romcoms on all the movie/sitcom channels
...
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wrote my lady a valentine's haiku
“with my ****”
like cream in a scone
butter in a macaron
i want to fill you
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vocaroo:
it’s 12:04am on valentines day and people are already scratching at my window and begging me to love them
gosh get AWAY
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help
i found my old live journal from when i was 13
and now i want to kill myself
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in other news
apparently the grammys don’t know how domestic violence works
because
they think that THEY were the victim of chris brown beating up rihanna
um
what
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showusyrfangss replied to your photoset: rediscovering my long lost love: shoes
The second ones OH MY GOD!!
i am craving velvet shoes so much it’s unbearable
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rebeccalily replied to your photo: truly the most beautiful shoes evr returning to…
o m g . what are they?! they’re incredible
they are from asos & they are £85 but i think i can make an exception
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