January 2011
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i’m officially giving up writing and creating in general (including blogging), because i should probably invest more time in searching for something i’m actually good at instead bothering with all this this
i really want to watch princess mononoke but i also really want to not be tired tomorrow morning
also i haven’t bothered to put my left over cookie dough in the fridge and i think that will piss mum off but ehhhhhhhhh
and i can’t wait to wear my leather skirt and i’ve just realised that since i’m catching the bus straight to alex’s tomorrow, i’ve got to carry...
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hyblean replied to your post: changed my birthday on facebook so that when may 1…
you know you can set it so that it doesn’t pop up on people’s homepages
really? i couldn’t figure out how to do it
please share your great wisdoms with me
changed my birthday on facebook so that when may 1 rolls around
no one will remember that it’s my birthday because facebook will think i’m born on december 31 (1905)
so it won’t have told them
and then i can spend the whole day smacking everyone upside the head
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oh
by the way
if you just started following me
i think you’ve got the wrong number
or you suffered some sort of lapse in judgement
because you see
this is the most boring blog ever
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i bought a leather mini skirt from topshop yesterday
to make up for getting knocked down by a car (lol) to myself
and now i’m really tempted to wear double leather but i think only cher horowitz is allowed to do that
anyway
the skirt’s a size 6 and my soul is now at peace
things still on my wishlist
fluffy pink mohair jumper
creepers (even tho everyone i kno is totally disgusted...
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so sally was going
“and then he pulled all his teeth out like dis like”
and june was like
“FUCKEN BANTER”
and then mike goes
“bantersaurus rex”
and we were like
“banter claus”
and jim was like
“bantasmagorical”
and julie was like
“bantastic”
and hillary was all
“BANTICLIMAX”
and then we all got hit...
this morning in morrison’s a baby turned around and said, “tiger!” to me and it was super cute
i mean, it’s a leopard print coat but still cute
and i’ve given up on him
well i’m trying
but every time i see him or anyone/anything that reminds me of him…………… i can’t help it
oh and i want to tie a rock to my ankle and throw...
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i posted the funniest ever video on fuckbook right
that “you’re a wizard harry one”
i watched it about five times today with georgia
i was crying
it hurt to breathe
AND NOW NO ONE THAT BLOODY SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE HAS WATCHED OR EVEN LIKED IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM DO THEY NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
isn’t it amusing how my bloggin grammar gets even worse when...
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“It is very beautiful over there.”
– the last words of Thomas Edison
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“It is very beautiful over there.”
– the last words of Thomas Edison
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am i going to spend the rest of my night watching blue planet and octonauts???
why yes
yes i am
hyblean replied to your photo: “all is lost. monks, monks, monks!” last words
champ. btw can i have the link to your personal tumblr you know i can’t get enough of you gurl
will always be the best henry viii-related comment ever
and yes you may, i will put it in your ask, but keep in mind that i’ve been listening to sad music all day so right now it’s literally all ~i want to die...
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more and more people are following my personal blog and i haven’t even reblogged anyone on there or anything and all the posts are about as whiny as you get
i don’t understand
“fabulously attractive 6’2” male, dark hair blue eyes, seeks insecure hagalicious socially awkward cry baby spinster-to-be with a myriad of morbid fetishes”
um what’s so...
“Turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or...”
– William Congreve
“Turn pimp, flatterer, quack, lawyer, parson, be chaplain to an atheist, or...”
– William Congreve