January 2012
omg what to do when you’re totally into a guy
but he finds you totally repulsive and thinks you’re kind of creepy and weird
um
in other words i bought a wonderbra
so now i feel like a goddess w0ah
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“A weed by any other name….would be just as dank, lol”
– Bakedspeare (via tesno)
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they made a film about j.k. rowling’s life
it’s
terrible
and some american
is starring in the titular role
good god
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mummy is running me a bath
because i’m dying of pneumonia or s/t
and i’ve been living on the sofa for a couple days and i think i smell a little
f u n k a y
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i downloaded a new album by ricky eat acid today...
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thurston-gore replied to your post: thurston-gore replied to your post: interview at…
honest to the giant floating whale i will paint my nails to match it we can go to B O T H ! !
sounds like a fine plan!!! i can give you my number for speedy communication ? i am in london from the 20th to the 22nd but i have my interview on the 20th so
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thurston-gore replied to your post: interview at goldsmiths on the 20th who wants to…
yes yes would you like to go to look at stuffed animals in museums and pearl skinned naked paintings
is this an honest offer because i would v much enjoy museum trips
i can never find anyone to go to museums with me because they’d rather go to the flagship topshop instead or s/t
the v&a is...
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interview at goldsmiths on the 20th
who wants to hang out with me for the weekend
no one
parents break up
feel entitled to a chanel backpack
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i always write long posts about being sad that i never post because at the end of it all i’m still sad and a sprawling rambling post on a blog isn’t going to change that so why bother? it doesn’t make it easier or better and in the end
i’m still sad
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yay sex season on bbc 3 next monday
i swear these shows are made for virginal hags
‘cause ya know
everyone else is actually having sex
divination:
dear internet users
all our seemingly profound philosophical thoughts have been discussed to death centuries before we were born
we are mere dust on the timeline of human history
nothing you say will ever have any value
everything you think has been thought of before
your future is a gravestone
please do not spam my dashboard
with your lofty musings
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December 2011
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i followed a tip from facebook that said
sleigh bells fan?
it told me to listen to a band called ugly kids club
and i did
and it was terrible
serves me right for taking tips from a social networking website
facebook isn’t even a physical thing
so obviously it’s deaf
why would i take a tip-off on the Hot New Thing in music from something without ears
Y'ALL WASN'T TALKIN ABOUT KIM JONG IL BEFORE HE...
michaelflockajordan:
Y’ALL AIN’T REAL FANS
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and here’s yet another video of daisy lowe dancing in her underwear
to ensure that
you never get your homework done
or sleep
or figure out your sexuality
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i have taken to adding alcohol to every drink i make for myself
making herbal tea?
add some wine
making coffee?
need some whiskey up in that shit brah
getting yourself a glass of water?
JUST GET A GLASS OF VODKA INSTEAD
is that hot chocolate?
PASS
THE
TEQUILA
BRAH
wine and cheese on a friday night in?
pour some sambuca in that merlot
to give a little punch
y’know
like the...
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ways to make me really angry really quickly
click on the #feminist tag
(because what people everywhere need is more incoherent douchebags telling them how they ought to let their gender define them)
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enjoying a successful weekend at home working on my textiles and crying at finding nemo
man christmas is so close i can almost taste it